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The LOVE Freeware

Hello all!

I hope that everybody is having a fine week so far. I have a video in mind that I wanted to share with you today, but I incidentally came across this one and I really like it- so I decided to share this today instead.

The conversation that you’re about to read or watch is taken from the book of Praveen Verma entitled “Softwares of Positive Thinking.”  I really hope that you’ll  like it and more importantly, I hope that it will move you to assess your life especially your relationships with the people that are close to you.

P.S. The slides are a little fast, so I wrote down the conversation below. Here you go… 🙂

 

God’s Rep: May I help you?

Customer: I have this new program. I’m not very technical, but I think I am ready to install it now. What do I do first?

God’s Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART?

Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?

God’s Rep: What programs are running?

Customer: Let me see… I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE. GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.

God’s Rep: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of it’s own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed.

Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

God’s Rep: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, I’m done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?

God’s Rep: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?

Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?

God’s Rep: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEART’s in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops. I have an error message already. What should I do?

God’s Rep: What does the message say?

Customer: It says “ERROR 412 PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS.” What does that mean?

God’s Rep: Don’t worry. That’s a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set-up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means you have to “LOVE” your own machine before it can “LOVE” others.

Customer: So what should I do?

God’s Rep: Can you find the directory called “SELF-ACCEPTANCE”?

Customer: Yes, I have it.

God’s Rep: Excellent, you are getting good at this.

Customer: Thank you… Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling-up with really neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now, and it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART!

God’s Rep: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go.

Customer: Yes?

God’s Rep: LOVE is a freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some really neat modules back to you.

Customer: I will. Thank you for your help.


(Article Credit: “Softwares of Positive Thinking” by Praveen Verma. Video taken from YouTube)

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